I just bought a balaclava

Posted: January 8, 2014 in Environmental

I’ve already been described as a terrorist, an enemy of the state. I think that’s a bit of an overreaction if you ask me. I’ve never planted a bomb or felt the need to fire an AK-47 on full auto into a crowd of shoppers . . . actually I take that back about the Kalashnikov. Every time I go to Milton Keynes (which isn’t often) I want to do that. I hardly think a few minor indiscretions in the course of saving badgers in some cold muddy field in Gloucestershire qualifies, anyway I digress.

I purchased said balaclava to go with the rest of the kit I’m putting together for my next steps into activism. Now the Governement have officially stopped sanctioning the slaughter of badgers (until June anyway) I’ve teamed up with the lovely people at Three Counties Hunt Saboteurs and will be joining them in stopping those who continue to flout the law and hunt foxes, hares (and any other animal for that matter) with dogs. The police don’t seem to want to get involved unless there’s a spurious claim by the hunts themselves so it’ll be up to those who dedicate their free time, in the face of sometimes extreme violence and provocation to do the right thing. You can see from the video how much crap they have to put up with.

I’m also playing out some childish fantasy that at some point I’ll be able to abseil down an embassy wall, take out some bad guys with nothing more than my charm and a pen knife and rescue the hostages.

Some of course will be hot women that’ll be very appreciative.


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